Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?