Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?