Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
They're always in school.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?