Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?