Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Because he was known as a hard case.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
I broke my finger!