What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
By dirt bike.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?