Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?