Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How are teens like cats?
What season begins with a thud?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?