Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Because she's excellent at having her day in court.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which cats have the best manners?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?