Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.