What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
The Cranberries.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Which state is the cleanest?