Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Because they were always in school.
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Which bug is related to you?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?