Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Because they're as happy as a clam.
What is a mom's favorite game?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do little monsters call their mother?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did autumn say to summer?