Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?