Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
What do you call a short cow?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
How do amoebas make calls?
What's the slowest 5k?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.