Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?