Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Because they always want strikes.
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Which cats have the best manners?