What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue.
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the peach come home from work early?