Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What's E.T. short for?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?