Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
What's a dog's favorite book?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the professor write on the window?