Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Because they're scared of stakeouts!
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?