Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
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What do elves learn in school?
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
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What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Where does breakfast live?
When is a black dog not a black dog?