Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
When does a horse talk?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
How do frogs get to work?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?