How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
They were three wise men!
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?