What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?