Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?