Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?