What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What's the friendliest national park?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why was the storm actually calm?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.