Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Because he prefers his bear feet.
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How do you get kids to do something?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?