Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?