Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Which bug is related to you?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.