Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Because it's made of hide.
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?