Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What kind of bird can write?
What animal knows kung fu?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?