Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why was the bee sad?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?