Why was the bee sad?
It got a c in spelling.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?