What do golfers drink on the green?
Iced tee.
Where do mermaids see movies?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?