What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
A mid-wife-crisis!
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call a dog in space?