Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Because every vote counts.
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why are all priests fit?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?