How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?