Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What's the friendliest national park?
What's a bear's favorite movie?