What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
A boo-ffet!
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why are skeletons so calm?