What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
They both have a lot of degrees.
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Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?