Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
They have the best space stationery.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?