Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?