What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Kobe beef.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why do some people love eating snails?
How do amoebas make calls?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is sand's favorite movie?