Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
He acted how he felt in the spur of the moment!
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
How do you grill cheese?