Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
What tea do footballers drink?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?