What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
What do elves learn in school?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?