What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why do cats love to work?