Science

What table can you never sit at?

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Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

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Why was the math book sad?

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How do scientists freshen their breath?

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Where does a scientist wizard work?

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Why do plants hate algebra?

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Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

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How do you spell water with 3 letters?

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

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How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

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Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

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Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

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What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

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How do amoebas make calls?

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What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

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What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

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What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

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Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

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What did the biologist wear on his big date?

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Why do math teachers love March?

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Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

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Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

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Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

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How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

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