What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What birds make average students?
What's the slowest 5k?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?