Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?