Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
In the piano!
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What does an evil hen lay?
Where does breakfast live?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?