Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?