How do fireflies start a race?
Ready, steady, glow.
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?